Rant NO.1 Make It Creative

Swear words are annoying and so overrated. There used to be a time that when you insulted someone you meant it.... let me give you an example. Now people(although i don't associate with them) just say "#@!$ you" and walk away, but that isn't how it used to be. Oh no. Back in my day if someone insulted me say stole my cookie I'd walk right up to him, poke him in the chest and say..."Your mother is the descendant of a chronically constipated weasel"... and then stand there and wait for a reaction. Now i'm a christian, so i really can't go around telling people to insut one another, and i'm not, but if i was going to insult someone a simple "*&^$ you" wouldn't satisfy me. that's not how i roll. So, if someone gets you really mad and you just cant help saying something.... MAKE IT CREATIVE

Today

Life Rocks Today I have a baseball game I'm the starting pitcher. I think we're all pretty darn pumped to beat the snot out of some Revere kids. Its less than a week until my birthday. Woooooooooooooooooooooooo Faithful readers send presents...Kidding. I also just got back from vacation in Williamsburg, Virginia. It was purty darn sweet. I rode the roller coaster with the most feet of total drop in the world at Busch Gardens: APOLLO'S CHARIOT. It was cool. I also rode the LOCH NESS MONSTER- pretty sweet double loop, but it got mumsie sick. Colonial Williamsburg was cool... Seeing Bobby there was even cooler. Unfourtunatley my girlfriend is in canada. My lil' homie matthew is coming over today- well deserved time off for my beloved youth leader. Yeah Life Is Good....ETERNAL LIFE IS BETTER